horrible science jokes

  • Two scientists walk into a chemist bar. They sit down and the bar tender asks them what they would like to drink. One of the scientists says " I'm not in the mood for beer or soda so I guess I can go for some H2O" The other scientist chimes in and says "I would like some H2O too" About an hour later the second scientist was face down on the bar dead. The first scientists looks at the waiter and says "I thought he asked for water? How much alcohol did you give him???!!" The bar tender responded "I didn't give him alcohol.... he asked for H2O2"